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The Scratch​-​Offs

by The Scratch-Offs

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1.
WIS-60 02:28
I lit out on Route 60 in the afternoon Tryin' to find a place to forget about you Yeah, I loved you; yeah, I want nothing of you I was playing through the old man's cassettes Tappin' my foot and burnin' cigarettes on down You can't take up all my time You can't always be on my mind As soon as I learn how to steer I'll throw this truck into road gear The passenger's seat gon' be empty for a while For a long, long while (yeah!) Route 60 got me thinkin' again Silos grown over, barns caved in Ain't nothin' goin' to last But I'll remember the past And think back on them good times we had And every time they make me sad, I'll just take it for good luck You can't take up all my time You can't always be on my mind As soon as I learn how to steer I'll throw this truck into road gear The passenger's seat gon' be empty for a while For a long, long while (yeah!)
2.
We stole your grandma's car Rode down to Arkansas You laid me under the stars, but You go crazy at night Night life no self-regard Actin' like you had it hard From all your parents' scars, but No one cares now You quit your runnin' 'round Said you had to settle down That shitty attitude you lost then found Well that's your problem now We stole your granny's car Rode down to Arkansas You fucked me under the stars, but You go crazy at night Night life no self-regard Actin' like you had it hard From all your parents' scars, but No one cares now You quit your runnin' 'round Said you had to settle down That shitty attitude you lost then found Well that's your problem now Ooh-ooh shit attitude Ooh-ooh shit attitude Ooh-ooh shit attitude Ooh-ooh shit attitude
3.
In a smoke-filled room sat a cutie and I Sippin' our drinks, tradin' our eyes Next I looked over, the girl she was gone She was split to the juke to put her favorite tune on She say, "Come on over, man, you know how to swing, Take my hand and my hip, let's get down on this thing!" Get down on a thing, down on a thing Get down on a thing, down on a thing Get down, get down, down on a thing She pulled me out the back door 'round quarter to ten Found a shady cut and motioned me in Behind the trashcan reaching deep into her pocket She produced a sweet-smellin' California rocket Now, I don't smoke nothin', man, that I didn't bring But she hollered, "Hit that shit, and let's get down on this thing!" Get down on a thing, down on a thing Get down on a thing, down on a thing Get down, get down, down on a thing Underneath her clothes she had dynamite Highly explosive and ready to light We closed our eyes, the choirs all sang I strapped on my helmet and prepared for the bang She stopped me right quick, said, "This ain't a cheap fling: You ain't gettin' none till you get down on this thing!" Get down on a thing, down on a thing Get down on a thing, down on a thing Get down, get down, down on a thing
4.
I drink to forget her I smoke to remember Now I'm a pack my bags Head my ass somewhere warm Before it hits December I'm higher than a Georgia pine Higher than a telephone line Searchin' all through the clouds Tryin' to find another heart For she stole mine Well, I'm broken Lord, and I'm tokin' She said goodbye Left me in the sky Now all's I got Is this pile of regrets, Missed opportunities, and Left-handed cigarettes I stare into the flame Havin' no one but myself to blame Her picture still sits on the piano She watches me blow ringlets of smoke At her face in the frame All I see is empty handles All I see is broken candles Now I'll head down to Georgia Where the only friends I got to my name Is Jack and Charlie Daniels Well, I'm broken Lord, and I'm tokin' She said goodbye Left me in the sky Now all's I got Is this pile of regrets, Missed opportunities, and Left-handed cigarettes
5.
No matter where I happen to roam No place compare to home Everyone has a dollar to loan In my midwestern home Stare up at every star in the sky Get down to the Friday fish fry Fireworks crackle on the fourth of July And the throw up smell just like cherry pie No matter where I happen to roam No place compare to home Everyone has a dollar to loan In my midwestern home A foreign tap always pops my balloon I think to myself, "This ain't no proper saloon" Back home, we ain't got silver spoons Only some oversized pontoons
6.
I met a girl named Virginia On the River south of Moline She said her daddy was some preachin' man I said she was the sweetest thing I'd ever seen She ate pork and beans Talked real mean Swung at her sister for dancin' with me She could hustle most anybody She wound up with all of my money That Virginia Jean That casino queen You been doggin' me all around, girl And down to New Orleans God damn she could play a poker hand She was only bettin' on them jacks Winkin' from across the table And bringin' in each of my stacks She held my hand Told me I'm her man Filled me up with drinks till I could no longer stand She smoked up all my damn keef She had a booty beyond belief That Virginia Jean That casino queen You been doggin' me all around, girl And down to New Orleans Come on, Virginia Don't put up a fight Come on, Virginia Why don't you treat me right? Come on, Virginia, Virgina, O Virgina!
7.
Flower Child 03:49
It wasn't simple with us back then You only listened to John Lennon Talkin' wild 'bout the stars and the signs And trashin' all the party lines It broke me right up to know you'd never change No, you ain't a hippie, you're just a flower child You ain't nothin' but a flower child I'd rather you break than keep on bending Four more of Nixon is the ending You done forgot the first rule of the street: "Never carry more than you can eat" It broke me right up to know you'd never change No, you ain't a hippie, you're just a flower child You ain't nothin' but a flower child You know damn well, there ain't such a thing as free When you got bread, you don't ever split it with me No, you ain't a hippie No, you ain't a hippie No, you ain't a hippie You ain't no goddamn hippie You're just a flower child You ain't nothin' but a flower child
8.
Crass 03:30
Girl, why you be so crass? Girl, why you act like that? Girl, why you always talkin' back? You steady givin' me a panic attack Girl, why you be so crass? Girl, why you act like that? Girl, why you always talkin' back? You steady givin' me a panic attack I been waiting here all alone Sittin' by my telephone Wonderin' if you'll give me a call Thinkin' you don't care for me at all You stay out all of the night You just ain't treatin' me right You come back with all that brass Why you gotta be so damn crass? Girl, why you be so crass? Girl, why you act like that? Girl, why you always talkin' back? You steady givin' me a panic attack You steady givin' me Girl, you're givin' me You best check your tone with me I gave you all my money and a family Everytime you spill your glass Every time you fall right on your ass All you ever do is debate Another night you come home late But that's alright, in fact it's a gas Why you gotta be so damn crass? Girl, why you be so crass? Girl, why you act like that? Girl, why you always talkin' back? You steady givin' me a panic attack You steady givin' me Girl, you're givin' me
9.
Long blade shinin' in the moonlight Long blade shinin' in the moonlight The crosstie walker held the long-bladed knife The men circle 'round and 'round The men circle 'round and 'round The crosstie walker knock the other to the ground All the mothers whisper behind the back of their hand Ain't no good ever gon' come from a crosstie walkin' man Hear that man scream and yell Hear that man, how he scream and yell The crosstie walker sent him straight to hell All the mothers whisper behind the back of their hand Ain't no good ever gon' come from a crosstie walkin' man What the folks witnessed that night was a knife fight One man's life got tooken, the other one come out alive The call that man the crosstie walker, baby He's the baddest man alive All the mothers whisper behind the back of their hand Ain't no good ever gon' come from a crosstie walkin' man
10.
Shufflin' down the road with my boots in the grass I think my thumb's out, but it could be up my ass... And all that's on my mind is the dealer that broke me down I walked into his dealership Told that asshole I was takin' a trip And all I needed were wheels to get me to Memphis He said, "Son, I got the thing for you: A nice, shiny truck, it ain't hardly been used And if you want a deal, come on down, Come right on down..." But people ain't got your back like you want 'em to One week later, here's right where I am Broken way down outside of Madison With a used car salesman's throat in the palm of my hand Sometimes I think there ain't a person around that Won't sell you somethin' that they know'll break down If gettin' some of yours will help them get some of theirs Well, step right up, come get in line This here's worth a nickel, it'll cost you a dime And all the hustlers in this country can go right to hell Y'all go straight to hell, now 'Cause people ain't got your back like you want 'em to No, people ain't got your back like you want 'em to I said, people ain't got your back like you want 'em to

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released March 15, 2021

MUSIC:
Jacob Hall - Bass
Justin Johnson - Drums, Vocals, Percussion, Harmonica, Bong
James Runde - Lead Vocals, Guitar
James Strelow - Lead Guitar, Organ, Piano, Vocals, Flute

WRITING:
Tracks 3-6, 8-9 by Strelow/Runde
Track 2 by Runde/Seraphin
Tracks 1, 7, 10 by James Runde

All songs arranged by the Scratch-Offs

RECORDING:
Recorded by James Runde at Golden Produce and Dearth House in Madison, WI on four-track cassette tape in FEB-MAY 2020

Mixed and produced by the Scratch-Offs

Mastered by Justin Perkins at Mystery Room Mastering

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